5/1/2024 0 Comments Tina mom of two cockI’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because-like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle-it was a labor of love. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be? Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. ![]() Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. She has not a single funny bone in her body.” The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. “In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday,, 11:21 P.M. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope. Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. I always ask three questions, at least two of which are riddles.Īs for “ugly, pear-shaped, and bitchy”? I prefer the terms “offbeat, business class–assed, and exhausted,” but I’ll take what I can get. I’ll leave it for others to say if I’m the best, but I am certainly one of the most dedicated trolls guarding bridges today. To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. I hate for our correspondence to be confrontational, but you have offended me deeply. “Tina Fey is an ugly, pear-shaped, bitchy, overrated troll.”įirst let me say how inspiring it is that you have learned to use a computer. Posted by Centaurious on Monday,, 2:08 A.M. Great use of double question marks, by the way. You are a credit to Texas and Viking women both. What do you think I should do about this hideous scar? I guess I could wear a bag on my head, but do I go with linen like the Elephant Man or a simple brown paper like the Unknown Comic? Too many choices, help! I’m assuming you’re a physician, because you seem really knowledgeable about how the human body works. ![]() But the trickier question is What am I going to do? I would love to get your advice, actually. I’m sure if you and I compare schedules we could find a time to get together and do something about this scar of mine. leaving restaurants and I stumbled upon your question. I was unaware you had written until I went on tmz.com to watch some of their amazing footage of people in L.A. Hope I’m right about that!)įirst of all, my apologies for the delayed response. Greetings, Texan friend! (I’m assuming the “Tx” in your screen name stands for Texas and not some rare chromosomal deficiency you have. “When is Tina going to do something about that hideous scar across her cheek?” When people care enough to write, the only well-mannered thing to do is to return the gift, so please indulge me as I answer some fans here. One of my greatest regrets, other than being the Zodiac Killer never learning to tango, is that I don’t always have time to answer the wonderful correspondence I receive.
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